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"Amphigory: A piece of nonsensical writing in verse or, less commonly, prose. From French amphigouri, of unkown origin."

This page indexes scraps of my prose and poetry that don't belong anywhere else.

The Annotated Alex: A brief guide to things I like.
Books
Music
Film
Poetry (coming soon)

Life During Wartime: A series of 30 short autobiographical tales which ran on my old website. They ranged, as a life does, from horror to comedy. A few examples (the ones suitable for a PG audience) are below.

Dispatch 03: Island Mystery
Dispatch 05: The Night Sky in Argentina
Dispatch 10: Doorbell Ditch, Polish Style
Dispatch 12: The Infamous Bat Story
Dispatch 30: All Parts Falling Off This Car Are Of the Finest British Workmanship
Dispatch 31: The Conversation
Dispatch 33: Dog Is My Co-Pilot: A Life In Hounds
Dispatch X: Lacan, Neutral Milk Hotel and the Benign Unintelligibility of Pop Song Lyrics